If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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