That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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