Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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