Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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