You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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