You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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