i just google imaged poop.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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