she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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