You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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