Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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