new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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