I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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