Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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