Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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