Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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