But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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