Non-Jews are for practice
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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