Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Of course I have a pirate flag
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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