Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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