Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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