i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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