yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wish my penis had a tongue
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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