"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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