My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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