dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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