so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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