remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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