So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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