everyone is single if you try hard enough
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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