Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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