You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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