This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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