I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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