i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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