Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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