First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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