chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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