I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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