I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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