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Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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