Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it's not cheating when I paid for it
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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