I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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