hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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