The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Bring me that man meat
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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