I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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