Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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