Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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