I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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