I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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