my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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