Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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